So yeah, I've officially decided I don't like LJ. So I'm sorry to people who just uh, got friended >.>;; But I'm gonna be posting them on FF.net. I'm leaving everything up here, though, cause I know there are some things that I don't have posted elsewhere, so you guys get those 8D But yeah, LJ is gonna be for like, random life stuff and con pics from now on, cause it's just too user-unfriendly, and I hate that.

I linked in my last post all the places I frequent (Ygallery, Deviantart, FF.net and Fictionpress) so that's where I'll be ^^ 

Sorry again.

Peace.

Sarge.

Hey everyone ^^ 

Just a journal to tell you I'm NOT dead! And to explain why I've been AWOL from LJ... because there's a reason I come to LJ and then just... disappear every morning...

I have over 2000 comments.

I am not kidding.

And it gets higher every day.

So I am intimidated by it and... LJ isn't very user-friendly, in my opinion. So I get discouraged when I see that. And it makes me want to like, delete everything >.>;; Which then makes me fee guilty, leading in my continuing to procrastinate/avoid replying to everyone which makes me feel bad which... it's a cycle...

Realistically... I'm probably going to browse it for people saying they wanna be added, and then delete the messages, WHICH MAKES ME FEEL GUILTY AND I'M SORRY BUT I AM SO OVERWHELMED IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!

And I'm kinda over LJ. It's too user-unfriendly for me. I kinda just wanna post all my lemons on FF.net and my original stuff on Fictionpress. So... I might end up doing that... I still haven't decided though >.>;;

Buuuuut, I'll keep my LJ to post like... con pics and such I guess... And thank you to everyone who followed me here to support me, that's super awesome, and I feel bad for having dragged y'all around but... LJ really isn't my favourite site... It's really unfriendly...

Anywho, like I said, still deciding about the lemons... guess, let me know in this journal, I'll see what people think. Thanks again guys ^^ 

Other places to find me (where I am slightly more active... except Y, I'm on that bitch every day....):

www.fanfiction.net/u/999186/FastForward FF.net
www.fictionpress.com/u/609987/ Fictionpress
r3b3lliousr3b3l.deviantart.com/ DA
yaoi.y-gallery.net/user/r3b3lliousr3b3l/ Y!Gallery


Forums I've gotten sucked into (we need more players, btw. Check 'em out):

shinratensei.proboards.com/index.cgi ShinraTensei (post apocalyptic world of Naruto AU)
konoha-nights.proboards.com/ Konoha Nights (Mafia-ruled Naruto AU)
sandyleafheights.proboards.com/ Sandy Leaf Heights (Mental institute Naruto AU)

Other than that... yeah, peace.

EDIT: I've added everyone that I could see in my inbox (sorry, didn't reply to things cause I'm actually behind and packing and leaving REALLY soon cause I'm a dumbass and procrastinated!) So if I missed anyone, I AM SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SORRY! You can email me (badasscrazychick@hotmail.com) to yell at me and I'll send them to you via email or something, depending on how forgiving you are. 

Do NOT, however, email me if you didn't request to be friended BEFORE Dec 5th, otherwise when I get onto LJ, if I find out, I will not be a very nice person :S I don't like e-mailing the lemons, but if I missed someone due to my ineptness, then I will make up for it via the e-mailing. Otherwise, sorry, but please be patient and wait :S I have access to LJ one week during December (due to being in Singapore) and I get back in the new year.

So... happy holidays and see y'all when I see ya :) 

Sarge.

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Namely, the time of year where my ass gets dragged across the world (and no, I am not exaggerating -.-) to celebrate the one holiday season I despise the most. Christmas. Ugh.

So, I found out that there have been lots of issues with my parent’s internet down there, which means I get to access the net once a day (if that) for about 45 minutes or so to check emails and such. But because I’ll be checking on a government computer where activity is recorded... I can’t check Y. And also, LJ doesn’t work in China (for some odd reason) so anyone wanting to be friended on LJ is gonna have to wait. I promise I’ll hurry my ass up and add people before I leave (Not tomorrow but the day after, though I have a busy day tomorrow starting with work and moving on to other fun things such as shopping. JOY! /sarcasm).

But yeah... I’m not dead if I don’t reply to stuff... or maybe I am, but you’ll only know that come January. If January 8th passes and I’m still AWOL... then you can worry (or not). Otherwise, I’ll see y’all around.

Maybe this whole lack of internet thing will make me write more... Or I’ll just die of boredom... We’ll see. Take care everyone, and (-sigh-) happy holidays.

Sarge.

Ryuu kin has his happy place nao?



That is all ^^

So... I don't hate AE anymore... because their lack of planing makes my life OMG AMAZINGLY EASY HELL YEAH!

Before, it was at SFU so I was probably going to stay at a friend's house with a whole bunch of other friends, which is fine (and fun) but getting out there with all my shit woulda been a hassle. But now... I am happy...

Cause AE IS HAPPENING AT FUCKING UBC! -dances like a mofo- So not only is it REALLY FUCKING CLOSE to my house, it's also... the school I graduated from. So when they say "Buchanan A230" I know where that is XD I hope it's around Buchanan cause I don't wanna be walking back and forth across campus... But on the plus side, also know where all the food is, muahaha! So... yeah...

YAY I'm so fucking excited :XD: Can't wait... now Frack and I need to finish our costumes... >.> ... ^^;

If you watch Avatar and haven't seen the last four episodes yet, please don't read this journal. You've been warned.









Okay... so... First off, the ending was amazing. I loved it, awesome show, it was fucking wicked... Though... Frack and I were writhing in Agony...

KATAANG?! KA-FUCKING-TAANG WON?! WHERE WERE THE WRITERS LOOKING?! HOW DO YOU MISS ALL THE FANART AND FANFICTION! ZUTARA ALL THE WAY! GAH! HOW DID KATAANG WIN?!?!?!?! HOOOOOW?! WHY GOD WHY?!?!?!?!

-cries over lost Zutara- I... was so upset when I saw May. Cause that meant Zutara was doomed... BUT IT'S SO STUPID!!!!! I mean...
Sokka + Suki
Aang + Katara
Zuko + May
...
WHO DOES TOPH GET?! APPA?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

NO!
It SHOULD have been:
Sokka + Suki
Aang + Toph
Zuko + Katara
MAY ISN'T THAT IMPORTANT! She should have joined the Kiyoshi warriors like Tai-lee!!!!!!

-bows head and sighs- I'm done now. That was my only complaint about the whole thing so... yeah, otherwise, awesome show. I'm gonna miss it :(

Chapter three, and still no smut.

Props to my uncle for helping out on some things XD Gotta give him credit :P

Wootness, Pyro lemons... to come since I haven't gotten to those parts yet ^^;

Title: Pyromaniac
Author: FastForward/ Sarge
Beta: Spazzfroggie (and Frack101)
Genre: Angst, humour
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Summary: Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru

So... I've been bad and not keeping up with my LJ... and I have a shitload to post from my Ygal... so I'm gonna be updating all of that tonight. Of course, don't worry about commenting or anything, there's gonna be quite a few of them ^^; So yeah, this is my "I'm about to spam you" warning. Feel free to ignore them all :P

Sarge.

Hello... I have no idea how to start this, lol.

Basically, NaoAngel over on Y!gallery and a friend of hers found out that the TONFA Naruto Fanfiction Awards kind of discontinued and decided that they wanted to make their own version of it. So they opened up a community here on LJ wherein you can nominate stories and authors like in the original NFA.

http://community.livejournal.com/narutoficawards/ << This is the link for it, if you're interested in checking it out. It looks like they've done an amazing job of it so far, so you guys with LJs should head over and check it out ^^ And join ^^

So... yes... Thank you for your time, I'm going back to bed now.

Hey guys! Sorry I've been AWOL but I actually went away for almost a month >.>;; And then drove across Canada. And now I'm home and working six days a week -.- And I still haven't caught up to everything I fell behind on during this last year so I'm trying to get caught up on THAT before I start working on anything.

Plus I have commissions to finish >.< So... I'm gonna try and add everyone today as quickly as I can, but if you get a random, really short message from me, I apologize, but to get everyone added, I can't make friendly right now ^^; Sorry :(

<3

Sarge.

Thanks everyone!! I know I haven't gotten around to replying to everyone yet, but I appreciated the support, thank you so, so much It appears he's taken it down, which I'm thankful for. But thank you!

On another note, since we're here, I've also passed all my university courses, which... means I've... kinda sorta graduated O_O

Yay? -is scared of being an adult-

Wow... Awesome. Leave for a month and come back to this. I don't know how many of you read my stuff mostly because you loved Roommates, but if my writing/me/Roommates itself mean anything at all to you... It's the one that got stolen. Please help me get it taken down? :( This is seriously really, really upsetting. Thanks halskr for telling me :(

My fic (ie: ORIGINAL!): http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2863275/1/Roommates

This douchebag's fic: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2451171/1/Roommates

Please help? :( Thanks.

Sarge.

PS: I'm gonna be adding people tomorrow, sorry it took so long. School ended and I had to work full time. Tomorrow's my first day off :)

EDIT: I'm sorry... I tried to reply to everyone but... I have comments that are four months old, and over 600 comments overall so I'm sorry but I'm just gonna focus on the most recent comments, but I'll check all to ensure I don't miss someone who asked to be added. But I'm sorry, I can't reply to that many >.< Just know I appreciate them, thank you :)

So... reasons why Sarge will NOT be coming on Ygal/DA/LJ for the next month and a half:
Feb 25 - March 2: three papers, two midterms.
March 3 - 9: two papers
March 10 - 16: one paper
March 17 - 23: two papers
March 24 - 30: one presentation, one midterm
March 31 - April 6: two papers
April 7 - 13: week off before exams
April 14 - 20: three finals
April 21 - 27: two finals

I just actually clued in that this is my LAST year of uni, provided I pass everything, and I WANT to pass because I don’t want to have to go back to fucking school in September because I failed my courses because I’m obsessed with writing, or whatever. So after this weekend, I’m seriously knuckling the fuck down.

I will try my best to keep up with adding people to my friends list, but I probably won’t be able to reply to comments, and I’m not posting ANYTHING up, because seriously... Six lit courses and me only having read ONE BOOK since the term started = bad me.

I know Frack’s in a similar boat (since we have three of the same classes), so don’t expect much from her, either -snuggles Frack- Muurr~ Stupid uni. But yeah, I just thought I’d let people know. I’m not disappearing on you for good or anything (some of you were SO hopeful, too ;P) but I won’t be around for a while.

If anyone needs to talk to me, email me. I check that daily, so that’s where you’ll find me if you need me.

You know who you are: If you need me, don’t you DARE not email me because you’re worried about my schooling. I will KICK YOUR ASS when summer comes if you needed someone and “didn’t wanna bother me”!!!!

<3 You all, and thank you for being so awesome :love:

Sarge. 

Just so that EVERYONE knows... if you have this vision of this perfect, sweet, amazingly nice little cutie Sarge... don't read this, because you will realize that, yes, Sarge knows how to be a BITCH!

Otherwise, enjoy ^^

Also, this is in no way a personal attack on anyone... this is just me kinda asking you to think before you YELL!

Title: I Can See The Village
Author: FastForward/ Sarge
Genre: Angst
Rating: T
Summary: Kotetsu and Izumo return home after a devastating mission. But everything will be all right, because Kotetsu can see the village... right? KotIzu Oneshot
Entry to the Desk Jockies club contest. Theme/prompt: Never leave a man behind, and Limits.


I will not be held responsible for tears, but I WILL hand out tissues -holds up a box-

Stole this from Shadowgirl1605... cause I'm her bitch and she pwns my pants.

I'll reply to comments on a day where I'm not feeling so blah. I blame it mostly on jetlag... a little on the fact that school is trying to fuck me over.

It's not porn, try not to have a heart attack.

This might not make any sense to anyone, I was in a weird mood when I wrote it. Don't comment on the grammar or lack thereof, we like to call this "thought tracking" wherein grammar and punctuation is optional.

Title: It Hurts
Author: FastForward/ Sarge
Genre: ANGST
Rating: T
Summary: Kinda sorta a pre-quel/teaser to a multi-chaptered Genma-centric fic I'm planning to write after I cough out Roommates 3.

Characters (c) Kishimoto Masashi.

( It Hurts )